Horse Humor: These Are the Top Ten Things That Scare Horses, According to One Horse
Horse humor: Here is the Top Ten Spook List
Horse riding training or just being around horses can be a scarey business--for you and your horse! Here are some horse training tips regarding what to look out for. This amusing list arrived in the EquiSearch mailbox, written by "A Horse.”
Horse riding training or just being around horses can be a scarey business--for you and your horse! Here are some horse training tips regarding what to look out for. This amusing list arrived in the EquiSearch mailbox, written by "A Horse.”
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10. Blowing Paper:"At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."
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7. Trash Cans:"They've been known to swallow horses and transport them into another dimension."
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6. Babies and Lil Kids:"Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies."
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5. Plaid Horse Blankets:"Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds at least 100 lbs."
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4. Ropes and Hoses on the Ground:"Dreaded North American trail snakes."
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3. Ponies"Cute, clever, hardy. They want to take over the World."
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2. Windy Days:"Two words: impending tornado.”
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And the number one scary thing in the minds of horses?
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1. Carts and Wagons:"Look. You put a human on our backs, we can always buck them off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object. It's just not right. No matter how fast the horse trots, the dang cart is still running after him. Oh, the Horror!!!"
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