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Horse Humor: These Are the Top Ten Things That Scare Horses, According to One Horse

Horse humor: Here is the Top Ten Spook List

Horse riding training or just being around horses can be a scarey business--for you and your horse! Here are some horse training tips regarding what to look out for. This amusing list arrived in the EquiSearch mailbox, written by "A Horse.”


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10. Blowing Paper:

"At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."
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9. Barking Dogs

"What? You've never read Steven King's CUJO?"
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8. Puddles of Water:

 "Quicksand."
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7. Trash Cans:

"They've been known to swallow horses and transport them into another dimension."
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6. Babies and Lil Kids:

"Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies."
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5. Plaid Horse Blankets:

"Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds at least 100 lbs."
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4. Ropes and Hoses on the Ground:

"Dreaded North American trail snakes."
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3. Ponies

"Cute, clever, hardy. They want to take over the World."
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2. Windy Days: 

"Two words: impending tornado.”


And the number one scary thing in the minds of horses?
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1. Carts and Wagons:

"Look. You put a human on our backs, we can always buck them off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object. It's just not right. No matter how fast the horse trots, the dang cart is still running after him. Oh, the Horror!!!"

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    • Six Vital Horse Facts That Every Horseowner Needs to Know
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    • Horse Diseases
  • Riding
    • Riding and Training Tips for Everyone
    • Dressage
    • Jumping
  • Horse Business
  • Recommended Equestrian Products
    • Books and Videos
    • Equestrian Apparel
    • Equestrian Helmets
    • Saddles, Bridles, Etc
    • Horse Boots and Wraps
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    • Recommended Products For Your Horse Business
  • Humor
  • Horse Videos
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